The Holy Head of Jesus appears to me on the T.V. screen

Lise: Oh, man.

Lise: the sun’s reflection thru the trees is making Jesus’ head appear on our tv

Lise: Jesus Christ!

Lise: It’s scaring me!

Tony: ?

Lise: Jesus! On the tv!

Lise: it’s frowning at me!

Lise: Holy Shit!

Tony: uh

Lise: It’s because I’m looking at the tard blog

Tony: haha

Lise: It looks like the head of Jesus from the Shroud of Turin

Tony: i think jesus wrote the tard blog

Lise: nope, His head is glowing right there on the tv

Lise: right on top of Mission Impossible

Tony: great now the jesus freaks will be sitting outside our house

Lise: Holy Fuck

Tony: what

Lise: It’s scary!

Tony: sorry

Lise: I don’t think the Holy Reflection of Jesus likes Mission Impossible either

Tony: probably not

Tony: but im sure it appreciates you capitalizing Holy Reflection of Jesus

Lise: well, this could be a sign

Tony: go buy a lottery ticket i guess i dont know

Lise: Nope, it’s not. It’s the window—all the trees and driveway are cleverly reflected to resemble His Holy Forehead and Nose

Lise: never mind

Lise: crisis of faith averted